P. Pirtle says:

Cuppa Coffee Ooooooooh yeeeeeeah! Let me tell you something Mean Gene, yeah, see I saw these sunglasses and instantly my curiosity was killing me like a cat would be killed by the curiosity! As I was planning to order them I was put unjustifiably into a position I’d rather not be in when George the Animal Steele robbed me of my Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship belt, yeah. And then that hot dogging Hulk Hogan went and jeopardized Elizabeth’s safety. So I unleashed the MACHO MADNESS on the president…