Trump Butt – Orange Flavored Fruit Jellies (Fat Free, Gluten Free) Halloween Candy for Democrates & Republicans

September 2, 2019 - Comment

Trump Butts Are Made from 100% Fat-Free, Gluten-Free, Egg-Free, Wheat-Free, Soy-Free, Dairy-Free, Gelatin-Free and Peanut-Free Brace yourself bad people! The bigly ass in all the land is going on tour according to President Trump’s latest executive order, you’re all legally mandated to come with. These orange flavored fruit jellies are guaranteed delicious. Whether you need

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Trump Butts Are Made from 100% Fat-Free, Gluten-Free, Egg-Free, Wheat-Free, Soy-Free, Dairy-Free, Gelatin-Free and Peanut-Free

Brace yourself bad people! The bigly ass in all the land is going on tour according to President Trump’s latest executive order, you’re all legally mandated to come with.

These orange flavored fruit jellies are guaranteed delicious. Whether you need a sweet afternoon fix or an easily transportable treat to bribe a foreign friend or dignitary, give a America’s ass candy. He’s is giving back (literally).

According to something POTUS read, or saw, or heard, but can’t remember why Trump Butts are the greatest fringe benefit to come out of Washington. Period.

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